I realise that this point may seem excessively pointed to some, but it is one under which I cannot help but labour. I find the imprecision of the modern world is endlessly frustrating and it has not escaped my notice
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Boat Bro’s
My dad has always wanted me to love his boat like he does. Don’t get me wrong I do like it I just don’t feel as passionately about it as he does. I mean the man watches his marine trailer
Trixie the orphan
When Sean and I broke up there was a lot of admin to sort out. What multiple joint accounts and co-owned far more than just the house. In general we managed to sort everything out. As breakups go it wasn’t
Harassment at work with fridge repairs
My workplace is like a prison camp. Everyone is so intimidated by our boss that speaking to him is like walking on eggshells. You never know what he’s gonna snap at you about. When we get our commercial refrigeration repairs
Ice skating Night owl
At some point during my university days I discovered that doing anything at night is better than doing it during the day. A friend of mine had this quirk where she would shower in the dark at night and recommended
Bye Bye Business
It was a dark day for Melbourne. The clouds lingered a little lower than normal and seemed a little thicker too. There was a sense of loss around the city. I had known for a while that my stores would
Born with an adjustable wrench
One of the hardest things about being a woman in this industry is the lack of belief from men that I am good at my job. I have been fixing boats since I could walk. I practically came out the
Funeral for a imaginary friend
My best friend died. It was horrible. I saw it all unfold as we were walking to the pub on Friday night. He stepped out onto the road just as some bikies came careening around the corner. They mowed him
Does your husband need laser?
Bert is so hairy, when we’re in bed together I feel like I’m in a forest. It’s gross. He can’t even hide it well under clothes because his chest and neck hair pokes through his shirt collar, and on hot
Dreamt up fantasies
I don’t know about you, but I only remember dreams when I’ve been interrupted half way through them, and usually by my alarm. So it’s pretty lucky that I remember the dream I had last night because let me tell