“These boots were made for chalking.” What do you think of that? Go on, you can say that it’s genius. I know you’re thinking it. But if you need a little more persuading, allow me to elaborate. I have
Ute Upgrading
I can’t believe I finally made it to Melbourne. I never thought I’d get here, after everything I had to go through on the road from Sydney. So, it kind of feels like I’m being chased by the rabid rabbits,
Second Band Management
I haven’t told Bret and Jemaine this yet, but I’m thinking about managing a second band. I’ve found this hot new talent called the Crazy Cats, and they need a manager. This is just too good of an opportunity to
Getting better cooling
Who knew summer was going to be this taxing? I never thought that a summer up in QLD would be this hot; I thought there would be sun, but not this much heat. I can’t live like this, and I
Pressure’s On
I appreciate a nice kitchen. Who doesn’t? Here’s the thing, though – for me, a ‘good enough’ kitchen is a nice kitchen. By that standard, I’m very happy with what I have, thanks very much. I’m not sacrificing anything. Unfortunately,
Duped!
What an unwelcome surprise! I always thought Sherrilyn was one of the good ones, but it now seems my trust was misplaced. As it turns out, she’s been in cahoots with Miranda and Jennifer for months, helping them rustle up
The End Approaches
Our final showdown is fast approaching. I can feel it in the air. The sense of anticipation. The gathering storm. The sewers beneath my feet unbearably clean. Space Wizard and his band of merry office designers are preparing to destroy
I’m Pine
My sister will totally buy anything she’s told – by anyone. It’s not that she’s lacking in smarts, or even that she’s overly trusting. Her problem is that she has no sense of discernment, and no ear for people stretching
Home Sweet… Groan
Getting around in a converted courier truck that’s also your house is all well and good, until it comes to the crunch. By ‘the crunch’, I refer to that moment when it becomes clear that you cannot pull up in
Solar Vision
I received a vision last night that I would be needed outside the local supermarket, so when I woke up I immediately got ready for what would be another busy psychic day. It was around midday when I saw the