The Dirge will win this challenge easily. Right now he is playing his favourite heavy metal dirges, typing up this mandatory blog post (in the third person, obviously) and getting started on his balustrade. He cannot wait for the climax
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Broken Balustrade
Looks like I’ve got to cancel my plans for the evening, thanks to the Glass Smashing Bandit. Once again I’ve become a victim of his attacks. Maybe I should give up on building the perfect glass house. I can’t do