I appreciate a nice kitchen. Who doesn’t? Here’s the thing, though – for me, a ‘good enough’ kitchen is a nice kitchen. By that standard, I’m very happy with what I have, thanks very much. I’m not sacrificing anything. Unfortunately,
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Duped!
What an unwelcome surprise! I always thought Sherrilyn was one of the good ones, but it now seems my trust was misplaced. As it turns out, she’s been in cahoots with Miranda and Jennifer for months, helping them rustle up
The End Approaches
Our final showdown is fast approaching. I can feel it in the air. The sense of anticipation. The gathering storm. The sewers beneath my feet unbearably clean. Space Wizard and his band of merry office designers are preparing to destroy
I’m Pine
My sister will totally buy anything she’s told – by anyone. It’s not that she’s lacking in smarts, or even that she’s overly trusting. Her problem is that she has no sense of discernment, and no ear for people stretching
Home Sweet… Groan
Getting around in a converted courier truck that’s also your house is all well and good, until it comes to the crunch. By ‘the crunch’, I refer to that moment when it becomes clear that you cannot pull up in
Solar Vision
I received a vision last night that I would be needed outside the local supermarket, so when I woke up I immediately got ready for what would be another busy psychic day. It was around midday when I saw the
Strange with aluminium
We had one of those weekends where we were just flat out. I don’t think I sat down for more than 5 minutes all day. I can’t remember the last time we were so busy. I have mixed feelings because
Dirge and Glass
The Dirge will win this challenge easily. Right now he is playing his favourite heavy metal dirges, typing up this mandatory blog post (in the third person, obviously) and getting started on his balustrade. He cannot wait for the climax
Next Top Office
Oh my gosh, did you hear? They’ve just announced the new season of Australia’s Next Top Office. I can’t wait until it gets released on Not Flicks later this year. Last season was so intense and interesting. Who could have
Solar Advice
Welcome back to my advice column! Today I’ll be answering some questions about energy because for some reason I’ve been flooded with emails about it lately. If anybody knows why this is, feel free to let me know, because honestly,