I hate it when Week of Our Lives goes on hiatus! Where am I going to get my weekly dose of outrage? Romance? Forbidden love? Economic crisis!?
I suppose I’ll just have to make do with the forums. They’re always entertaining, especially when people start discussing the more controversial characters and they get into huge flame wars about their personal interpretations. I just saw the most CRAZY arguments about Lenny and Patricia, as if they’re even close to being compatible, especially after Lenny came out as llama-kin and Patricia has a deathly allergy to other people’s allergies.
Of course, the biggest disappointment is that they went on the hiatus right before the grand finale, where all the cast have been shipped down to Lorne. Hotels for everyone, how nice! Must be nice, being a minor television star. Anyway, they only pull these kinds of stunts when they have budget- like for a season finale. So now everyone is in Lorne, and we’re expecting some beach drama. Everyone is saying Veronica’s big secret is going to be revealed, but I have other ideas. I think they’re going to string that one along for another season, instead pulling a fast one and revealing Jason’s fear of vacuum cleaners, thus ruining his relationship with Ursula who vacuums every day at home, because she was raised in a government think tank and taught that germs are secretly sentient and will take over the earth if they’re not cleaned every day.
The beach setting is also perfect for the reveal that Tania inherited a luxury cruiser from her uncle but has been holding out on selling it because she thinks it might be haunted by cowboy ghosts from the future. And some people think that one was a rumour made up by TV Rag. Ha! Gee, this is making me hanker for some accommodation in Lorne myself. Ooh, maybe I’ll meet the stars!